"I think it’s weird that teenage girls know more about giving blowjobs than they do about masturbation. It makes me sick to my stomach that so many young girls think sex is just about a guy finishing."
"But i must admit i miss you quite terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby. I go to bed early and rise late and feel as if i have hardly slept."
-Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters (via weaned)
So I was talking to my friend about colouring books and she showed me this one.
And then there was this page.
And finally this absolute gem!
How amazing is this book?! I want one.